Friends Quotes

Phoebe: I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and…

Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress? Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you…

Chandler: (About Rachel quitting her job) Does this mean we’re gonna have to start paying for coffee?

Rachel: Well, ya know that’s actually a really good idea, because that way they’ll be closer to the mugs. Y’know what, you should have…

Ross: Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand. Chandler: Excuse me, little one, I have a very solid backhand. Ross: Shielding your…

Monica: You broke a little girl’s leg? Ross: I know, I feel horrible, okay. Chandler: Says here a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street…

Rachel: Ah that’s funny! You’re a funny guy Chandler! And you know what else is really funny? Chandler: (Hesitantly) Something else I…

Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you’re the best! Chandler: It’s like “Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.”

Little Girl: You’re a scrud. Ross: What’s a scrud? Little Girl: Why don’t you look in the mirror, scrud? Ross: I don’t have to; I can…

Gunther: Next I’m going to show you why we don’t just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.