Friends Quotes

Rachel: I’m training to be better at a job that I hate. My life officially sucks. Joey: Look Rach, wasn’t this supposed to a temporary…

Gunther: (to Rachel) And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we don’t just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them…

Phoebe: I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and…

Monica: Hey, Rachel. You wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles. Rachel: No, Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I…

Chandler: (About Margha) She picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, set,…

Chandler: You hear that! That is her truth, Mr. I’ll-let-you-have-her! I win, you suck, I rule all, mini-wave in celebration of me!

Rachel: I cannot believe you are trading me. You are gonna lose, and you’re gonna … lose, and … (To Monica and Phoebe) C’mon help me…

Chandler: (Ross and Monica are struggling for the ball after they realized the game is still on) Guys! Guys! Come on! It’s Thanksgiving,…

Rachel: Do you wanna play football? Ross: Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football. Joey: Says who? Your mom? Monica & Ross: ……

Rachel: I almost caught that one. Chandler: Great, now it’s seven to almost seven.