Friends Quotes

Monica: Huddle up. Joey: All right, huddle up, right over here. Phoebe: Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first…

Joey: Wow, you’re like from a whole other country. Margha: I am Dutch. Joey: Hi, I’m Joey. Margha: I am Margha. Joey: I’m sorry, Dutch, I…

Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so, um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey. Joey: Thank you….

Chandler: Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from? Joey: Uh… well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania. Chandler: And the…

Monica: (In a sing-song voice) 42 to 21, like the turkey, Ross is done!

Chandler: Well, wait a minute though. How are we going to get there, because my mom won’t let me cross the street?

Monica: Losers walk. Ross: Yeah? Losers talk. Chandler: No, no, no. Actually, losers rhyme.

Joey: Prepare to feel very bad about yourself. Chandler: Hey, well, I’ve been prepared for that my entire life. Or something about you…

Monica: Hey, Rachel. You wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles. Rachel: No, Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I…

Chandler: (About Margha) She picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, set,…