Friends Quotes

Chandler: You hear that! That is her truth, Mr. I’ll-let-you-have-her! I win, you suck, I rule all, mini-wave in celebration of me!

Rachel: I cannot believe you are trading me. You are gonna lose, and you’re gonna … lose, and … (To Monica and Phoebe) C’mon help me…

Chandler: (Ross and Monica are struggling for the ball after they realized the game is still on) Guys! Guys! Come on! It’s Thanksgiving,…

Monica: Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband. Ross: What? (To Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to…

Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. Phoebe: Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger, too,…

Monica: He’s not going to say anything because we’re not going to tell him. Rachel: We’re not? Monica: No, we’re not. Rachel: Alright, I…

Rachel: Phoebe, you’re in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go. Phoebe: Alright, fine, fine. But if you’re my next victim,…

Monica: Okay, Ben, I won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident….

Joey: If the homo sapiens were in fact homo sapiens…is that why they’re extinct? Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people! Joey: Hey, I’m…

Ross: Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours. Some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display. Joey: What did they do?…