Friends Quotes

Monica: Okay, Ben, I won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident….

Joey: If the homo sapiens were in fact homo sapiens…is that why they’re extinct? Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people! Joey: Hey, I’m…

Ross: Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours. Some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display. Joey: What did they do?…

Ross: Pheebs, come on, you didn’t kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. It’s, it’s, it’s just ah,…

Phoebe: Every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies. Chandler: That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down…

Phoebe: (About her dentist) No thanks, I have a good one, too. I just, I, I can’t see him. Chandler: See that is the problem with…

Joey: Ugly Naked Guy’s using his new hammock. It’s like a Play-Doh Fat Factory.

Ross: About that bump on his head… Rachel: Are you sure it’s a new bump? I mean, no offense, but I’ve always thought of Ben as a fairly…

Chandler: Do you think these pearls are nice? Joey: I’d really prefer a mountain bike.

Phoebe: (About Ugly Naked Guy) He’s alive! He’s a-live! Monica: And yet, we’re still poking him. Joey: Okay, retract the device, retract…