Friends Quotes

Chandler: Do you think these pearls are nice? Joey: I’d really prefer a mountain bike.

Phoebe: (About Ugly Naked Guy) He’s alive! He’s a-live! Monica: And yet, we’re still poking him. Joey: Okay, retract the device, retract…

Monica: Why is this car in my bedroom? Phoebe: I’m sorry, okay, I wasn’t looking, and the store says that they won’t take it back because…

Ross: So, Dr. Green, how’s the old boat. Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat? Ross: It gives it a nice…

Delivery Man: You Miss Geller? Phoebe: Okay. Delivery Man: Sign here. Phoebe: Do I have a middle name? (Looks at Joey who makes an “I…

Rachel: (About Ross) He’s got this thing and I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor. Dr. Green: You’re still going to that…

Phoebe: (To kid in race car bed) Hi. You know, in England, this bed would be on the other side of the store.

Dr. Green: Nice hair. What’d ya do? Swim here? Ross: (To Rachel) Okay, that’s it, I can’t take it anymore. Rachel: What? What? He’s…

Ross: I think your Dad must have added wrong. He only tipped like four percent. Rachel: Yeah. That’s Daddy. Ross: That’s Daddy?! But…

Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King? Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don’t say anything to Chandler. Joey:…