Friends Quotes

Rachel: We are having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, I hope that’s okay. Ross: Oh shoot, tomorrow’s not so good. I’m supposed to, um,…

Ross: So I told Carl nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody’s allowed to climb on the dinosaur. Of course, this went…

Monica: Ross, foot on the floor, or come over no more.

Janice: I’m sorry, I find it hard to believe that a group of people that spend this much time together as you guys do, have never bumped…

Phoebe: (Looking out the window) Wow, Cute Naked Guy’s really starting to put on weight.

Ross: (His foot gets caught in the pool table’s pocket while making out with Phoebe) I can’t get it out. Phoebe: That’s not something a…

Rosss: My wife’s a lesbian. Joey: Cool!

Phoebe: No, Mr. Heckles, we weren’t making any noise! Mr. Heckles: You’re disturbing my oboe practice. Phoebe: You don’t play the oboe….

Monica: Get ready for me to whip your butt! Chandler: Okay, but after that, we’re shootin’ some pool!

Ross: I think my marriage is over. Phoebe: Why? Ross: Because Carol’s a lesbian … and I’m not … and apparently it’s not a…