Friends Quotes

Ross: (About Carol) Maybe this wouldn’t have happened if I’d been more nurturing, or I’d paid more attention, or I had a uterus.

Phoebe: Do you know that I couldn’t sleep for, like, a month because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions? Monica: Well, you…

Rachel: Excuse me. Hello. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I don’t think this is….

Janice: Who of the six of you has slept with who of the six of you? Phoebe: Wow, it’s like a dirty math problem.

Joey: Don’t worry, I’m totally okay with the gay thing. Chandler: What gay thing? Joey: Uh, just… you know, the whole people being…

Monica: (After Joey puts a toilet brush over the hole he gouged in the bathroom floor) Aw, that’s nice. We can put it back there after…

Joey: Oh, I’m sorry. Did I get ‘ya? Chandler: No, you didn’t get me! It’s an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!

Joey: You know how we’re always saying we need a place for the mail? Chandler: Yeah? Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I…

Isabella Rossellini: Oh, you know what? You were on my list of five goofy coffeehouse guys I could sleep with, but yesterday you got…

Chandler: You know what it’s my fault really because the couch is normally where we keep the varnish.