Friends Quotes

Chandler: (To Joey, about the lumber in their apartment) So, what happened? Did a forest tick you off?

Monica: Hey! Where ya headin’ in those pants? 1982?

Ross: (About Isabella Rossellini) Damn! I can’t believe I took her off my list. Monica: Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it? Ross:…

Phoebe: Okay. All right, this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now, this. Franck: This? Phoebe: Uh huh. Franck: Oh, come on. We…

Ross: (About his list) Isabella Rossellini. Chandler: Ooh hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But, ah, ya know she’s too international. Ya know…

Chandler: (About the entertainment center being too large) A good job, Joe. Joey: Wow. It’s big. Chandler: Yeah, so big that it actually…

Chandler: Okay. On three. One. Two. Joey: Why don’t we just go on two. Chandler: Why two? Joey: Because it’s faster. Chandler: You know,…

Chandler: So I catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down. Monica: That is never good….

Janice: Okay, one of two things is happening here. Either you’re seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on…

Chandler: So I’m not going to lose her? Rachel: Oh, honey, you’re not a total loser. Chandler: I said, “So I’m not going to lose her?”