Friends Quotes

Chandler: So I’m not going to lose her? Rachel: Oh, honey, you’re not a total loser. Chandler: I said, “So I’m not going to lose her?”

Monica: I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob? Joey: I love that movie. (Grabs boob from under Joey’s head) Monica: Here it…

Rachel: Huh. Well that’s funny. Ugly Naked Guy’s still naked, but his dog’s wearing a sweater.

Little Ross: (Singing) I am Bea. I drink tea. Won’t you dance around with me?

Joey: Face your fear. You have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building. You’re afraid of bugs, get a bug.

Monica (About comfort ice cream) When you start getting screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low fat.

Monica: Pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy. Rachel: And grumpy! Chandler: Would you stop naming…

Phoebe: Well, it was just… it was all so crazy, you know? I mean, Chandler was in the closet counting to 10, and he was up to 7, and I…

Joey: Oh yeah. Go for it, man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind! Chandler: Yeah, Joe. I assure…

Chandler: Janice likes to cuddle at night, which you know I am all for. But, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space….