Friends Quotes

Rachel: (About the sling on Joey’s arm) Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed? Joey: No. I had a whole cover…

Chandler: (Thinking) Look at all that room on her side! You good fit a giant penguin over there. That would be weird though. Okay, hug…

Phoebe: Okay, first… I’m not crazy. And second… say it, don’t spray it.

Monica: Hey, look at me! I’m making jam… been at it since 4 O’clock this morning. Ross: Where’d you get fruit at four in the morning?…

Chandler: Okay Joe, I gotta ask. The hot girl from the xerox place buck naked (He gestures with his one hand), or a big tub of jam (He…

Chandler: Do I look fat? Ross & Rachel: No. Chandler: Okay I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that…

Monica: I’m going into business, people. I needed a plan. A plan to get over my man … and what’s the opposite of man? Jam!

Ross: Let’s say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1, she’ll take a cab home from the…

Joey: Remember when your mom would send you to the movies with a jar of jam and a spoon? Rachel: (Pats Joey on the head) You’re so pretty.

Chandler: Janice likes to cuddle at night, which you know I am all for. But, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space….