Friends Quotes

Monica: (Looking at potential sperm donors) Look at this guy! He’s from Queens, 27, an actor. From a big family, 7 girls and he’s the…

Chandler: Okay, well Janice said “Hi, do I look fat today?” So I looked at her… Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her? You never…

Monica: I’ve got a new plan now. Babies! Chandler: Well, you’re gonna need much bigger jars.

Joey: Oh, Jam? I love jam! Hey, how come we never have jam at our place? Chandler: Because the kids need new shoes.

Phoebe: (Phoebe catches Malcolm following Ursula) Oh, well, what do you know? There goes my identical twin sister! Just walking along,…

Phoebe: (About Malcolm) You think he’s still following her? Chandler: Pheebs, wake up and smell the restraining order.

Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him. Phoebe: Thank you, Monica. Joey: Orrr, you could follow him…

Phoebe: I asked for the news, not the weather.

Ross: Joey, why can’t you just wear the underwear you’re wearing now? Joey: Cause I’m not wearing any underwear now. Ross: Um, okay ……

Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star. Phoebe: Ohh, well, you’re my lucky penny.