Friends Quotes

Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star. Phoebe: Ohh, well, you’re my lucky penny.

Phoebe: (On answering machine) Hi it’s me, I’m coming over now. Hey, what if I’m already there when you’re playing this message? (To the…

Joey: You hide my underwear, I’m wearing everything you own. Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of stealing somebody’s…

Chandler: (Uncomfortably, about sitting on Joey) I am so comfortable. Joey: Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable…

(Joey won’t get off Chandlers chair) Joey: All right! You can have the chair. Chandler: Really! Joey: Oh my, would you look at that!…

Chandler: (Walking out of the bathroom holding an issue of Cosmo) So I took the quiz, and it turns out I do put career before men.

Ross: (About Monica deciding whether to call Richard) Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same…

Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number. Phoebe: Yeah, after…

Rachel: You guys, do this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear? Phoebe: I don’t know. You might be the first…

Phoebe: Rachel didn’t have anything I liked but she had this Christmas ribbon and I thought, “Alright, I’ll be political.” Chandler: What…