Friends Quotes

Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair! Joey: That’s right! I’m taking the essence.

Ross: (After Joey gets humus on Phoebe’s dress) Don’t rub it! What gets out hummus? What gets out humus? Phoebe: Monica, Monica! You…

Joey: What’s the matter, Ross? You nervous about your speech? Ross: Nope. (Pause) You wanna hear it? Joey: Am I in it? Ross: Ya huh….

Joey: All right, they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider. Chandler: Taste it. Joey: (Joey takes a drink) Yeah, it’s fat….

Chandler: Ok, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I in turn have noticed that you are not. So, in the words of A.A. Milne: “Get out…

Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she’s annoying, but you know what? She’s his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do? Joey: There you go!…

Monica: I’m sorry, but that’s my happy place. Phoebe: Well, okay, fine. Use my happy place. Okay, I’m just … I’m gonna have to ask that…

Ross: (About his Princess Leia fantasy) Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us. Rachel: Okay, Ross,…

Rachel: Did you ever do the … the Leia thing? Phoebe: Oh, yeah, uh-huh. Oh! Rachel: Really! That … that great, huh? Phoebe: No, it’s…

Monica: God, look what I found in the drain. Rachel: What?! Monica: It’s some of Richard’s hair! What do I do with this? Ross: Getting it…