Friends Quotes

Rachel: (To Ross, who is hallucinating that she is his mother during foreplay) Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me…

Janice: (Knocks) Guess who! Joey: Janice. Hi. You just missed Chandler, but won’t you come in before you go?

Ross: I said share, not scare. Sit over there.

Joey: So when you dumping her? Chandler: Nope not this time. Joey: Come on, quit yanking me. Chandler: I’m not yanking you.

Chandler: I cannot believe I’m going out with somebody who’s getting divorced. I’m such a grownup. Joey! Hey! Go to your room! Joey:…

Janice: (To Joey) Someone’s wearing grumpy pants. Chandler: Don’t look at me, man. I’m wearing smarty pants.

Janice: So, I hear, you hate me! Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that. Janice: A little birdie told me something…

Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she’s annoying, but you know what? She’s his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do? Joey: There you go!…

Monica: I’m sorry, but that’s my happy place. Phoebe: Well, okay, fine. Use my happy place. Okay, I’m just … I’m gonna have to ask that…

Ross: (About his Princess Leia fantasy) Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us. Rachel: Okay, Ross,…