Friends Quotes

Chandler: I cannot believe I’m going out with somebody who’s getting divorced. I’m such a grownup. Joey! Hey! Go to your room! Joey:…

Janice: (To Joey) Someone’s wearing grumpy pants. Chandler: Don’t look at me, man. I’m wearing smarty pants.

Janice: So, I hear, you hate me! Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that. Janice: A little birdie told me something…

Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she’s annoying, but you know what? She’s his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do? Joey: There you go!…

Monica: I’m sorry, but that’s my happy place. Phoebe: Well, okay, fine. Use my happy place. Okay, I’m just … I’m gonna have to ask that…

Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross. Chandler: Oh God! Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any…

Joey: Come on, Chandler. I want this part so much. Just one kiss. I won’t tell anyone. Chandler: Joey, no means no!

Monica: (About their future) Do you see a little bassinet in the corner? Richard: Like a hound? Monica: Not a basset. A bassinet….

Rachel: (About being forced to wear a bright pink, fluffy bridesmaid dress) I cannot believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of…

Monica: Joey, you know, maybe you’re just not used to kissing men. Maybe you just tensed up a little bit. Maybe that’s what you need to…