Friends Quotes

Chandler: (Realizing his internet girl is Janice) Oh my God! Janice: Oh… my… God! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her) Ross, Joey,…

Phoebe: Chandler, you have got to stop staring at that door. It’s like a watched pot. If you keep watching it, the door is never gonna…

Joel: (Making a toast) I remember when Barry came back from his first date with Rachel… (To Barry) What? You hired the same band, I…

Monica: I read an article the other day that said you’re not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat it, it kills…

Chandler: She’s married. She has a husband. Phoebe: What if the husband person is the wrong guy and you are the right guy. You don’t get…

Phoebe: We’re just trying to figure out if Chandler’s girlfriend is a girl. Joey: Oh, well just ask her how long she’s gonna live. Women…

Joey: Come on, Chandler. I want this part so much. Just one kiss. I won’t tell anyone. Chandler: Joey, no means no!

Phoebe: You don’t want to see a face that’s covered with pox. Ryan: Your face could be covered with lox, I wouldn’t care!

Monica: (to Phoebe) Ryan’s been underwater. He’s just going to be glad you don’t have barnacles on your butt.

Phoebe: You have to stay back, ’cause, I have the pox. Ryan: Chicken or small? Phoebe: Chicken. Which is so ironic, considering that I’m…