Friends Quotes

Monica: Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don’t have to do that. This isn’t camp. Richard: Then I guess the panty raid last…

Monica: My boyfriend doesn’t have a thing! Richard: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn’t come off well.

Chandler: Hey, how’s the first day going? Joey: Pretty good. It’s like you said. It’s mostly just putting numbers from one column into…

Chandler: Okay, so I can’t fire Joseph. But, uh, I can sleep with his wife. Joey: Karen? Chandler: Yeah. I’m thinking about having an…

Monica: Joey, they’re not real! I start miles beneath the surface of these things, okay? They’re fake. See (Monica squeezes her breast)…

Rachel: It’s just that.. I was in there, listening to them bitch about each other, and it reminded me of the Fourth Of July. Chandler:…

Joey: Mr. Green, why don’t we go in the bedroom and put your coat on the bed? Dr. Green: Uh, sure. That sounds like a two person job.

Rachel: Can you keep my dad occupied? I’m gonna go talk to Mom for a while. Ross: Okay. Do you have any ideas for any openers? Rachel:…

Rachel: (Realizing her two fighting parents are both attending her birthday party) Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are…

Rachel: I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes. Chandler: Well, actually just one birthday…