Friends Quotes

Rachel: Can you keep my dad occupied? I’m gonna go talk to Mom for a while. Ross: Okay. Do you have any ideas for any openers? Rachel:…

Rachel: (Realizing her two fighting parents are both attending her birthday party) Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are…

Rachel: I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes. Chandler: Well, actually just one birthday…

Joey: Haven’t you ever gotten beat up before? Ross: Yeah. Joey: I mean, by someone besides Monica. Ross: No.

Joey: Hey Monica, why are we watching the business channel? Monica: ‘Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a…

Chandler: (About beating people up) Yeah, I wouldn’t know having missed everything. Bully: Don’t do that to yourself. Any one of us could…

Joey: (In a deep, scratchy voice) Uh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he’ll be returned to you,…

Chandler: Hey. Ross: What? Chandler: Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets? Ross: Do…

Ross & Chandler: (Depressed) Hi. Rachel: What’s the matter with you? Chandler: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.

Ross: Maybe getting beat up is just something every guy has to go through once in his life, like a rite of passage or something….