Friends Quotes

Ross: Maybe getting beat up is just something every guy has to go through once in his life, like a rite of passage or something….

Monica: (On the phone) Time is money, my friend! Whoo! Rachel: “Time is money, my friend?” Joey: Yeah, you missed, “Takes money to make…

Rachel: But Monica, you don’t know the first thing about the stock market. Monica: What’s to know? Buy, low, sell, high, bears, bulls!…

Rachel: Ok, the dog will lick himself, but he won’t eat your sandwich. What does that tell you, Joey?

Joey: Monica. Relax. Go get a beer. Monica: I don’t want a beer! Joey: Who said it was for you?

Monica: So are you okay? Richard: Yeah, just, I feel like I’m about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys. Monica: Come here….

Monica: With that moustache doesn’t Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia? Ross: (Sounding relieved) Thank you!

Rachel: (Excited about Ben’s first word) Ben just said “hi!” Ross: What, the word “hi?” Rachel: Yea, no, my Uncle Hi.

Ross: Okay, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail. Rachel: Okay Ross, just so you know, calling it…

Chandler: Get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out! Eddie: What? Chandler: You. Move out! Take your fruit. Your stupid small…