Friends Quotes

Rachel: This is about you stealing my wind! Ross: Your wind? Rachel: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?…

Joey: Anybody want a cruller? Phoebe: Okay, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there. It’s like, “Hello. Who wants one of my…

Chandler: So, you want me to help you unpack your stuff? Joey: No, no, I’m okay. Oh and, uh, just so you know, I’m not moving back in…

Chandler: Do you remember talking to me yesterday? Eddie: Yes. Chandler: So what happened? Eddie: We took a road trip to Las Vegas, man.

Ross: You spent $1200 dollars on a plastic bird? Joey: Uh, I was an impulse buyer, near the register.

Joey: It’s my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can’t be good. Ross: Open it, open it. Joey: Oh, my God. Ross: Woah. Joey: Look at…

Ross: (About Rachel’s book) I, I don’t know, it’s got all this stuff about wind and trees and there’s some kind of sacred pool in it. I…

Rachel: Why do we always have to do everything according to your time table? Ross: Actually it’s the movie theater that has the time…

Joey: (Wearing an old-looking hat) Hey. Monica: Hey. Rachel: Hey. Well, look at you, finally got that time machine working, huh? Joey:…

Chandler: (Waking up to find Eddie sitting near his bed) Hey Eddie. Ah! What are you doing here? Eddie: Nothing roomy, just watching you…