Friends Quotes

Chandler: (Waking up to find Eddie sitting near his bed) Hey Eddie. Ah! What are you doing here? Eddie: Nothing roomy, just watching you…

Chandler: Get out now. Eddie: You really want me out? Chandler: Yes, please. Eddie: Okay. Do you really want me out? I want you to say…

Phoebe: (To Rachel) You are such a leafblower!

Eddie: I got us a new goldfish. He’s a lot feistier than the last one. Chandler: Yeah, maybe because the last one was made by Pepperidge…

Eddie: (Showing a dehydrated tomato) Ah-ah-ah, you know what that is? Chandler: Your last roommate’s kidney?

Chandler: So is he house-trained or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over the place? Stay. Good, stay! Good fake dog.

Ross: (Knocking on Joey’s door) Come on. Rachel: Joey. Ross: Open up. We want to talk to you. Joey: I don’t feel like talking. Rachel: Oh…

Chandler: (About Eddie) So, when I woke up this morning, he’d stolen all the insoles out of my shoes. Monica: Why? Chandler: Because he…

Monica: It’s not going happen. They’re doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow. Richard: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule…

Rachel: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you’re…