Friends Quotes

Chandler: Eddie, I didn’t sleep with your ex-girlfriend. Eddie: That’s very interesting, ya know, ’cause that’s exactly what someone who…

Chandler: So, you uh, you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets?

Phoebe: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other. Eddie: Yeah alright….

Chandler: (About foosball) Pheebs, play with me Phoebe: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel…

Rachel: So what happens next? Joey: Well, I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins, then Amber and I go to Venezuela to…

Rachel: (Watching Days of Our Lives) She just found out that she was cut out of the will. Phoebe: Doesn’t she know you can’t define…

Tilly: I’m Tilly. Chandler: Oh. Tilly: I gather by that oh that he told you about me. Chandler: Oh yeah, your uh, name came up in a uh,…

Ross: (Knocking on Joey’s door) Come on. Rachel: Joey. Ross: Open up. We want to talk to you. Joey: I don’t feel like talking. Rachel: Oh…

Chandler: (About Eddie) So, when I woke up this morning, he’d stolen all the insoles out of my shoes. Monica: Why? Chandler: Because he…

Monica: It’s not going happen. They’re doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow. Richard: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule…