Friends Quotes

Chandler: Eddie, I didn’t sleep with your ex-girlfriend. Eddie: That’s very interesting, ya know, ’cause that’s exactly what someone who…

Chandler: So, you uh, you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets?

Phoebe: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other. Eddie: Yeah alright….

Joey: Who’s eggs do you like better, his or mine? Huh? Chandler: Well I like both eggs equally. Joey: Oh come on! Nobody like two…

Phoebe: (About her edited music video) I… I’ve never heard myself sing before… except in my own head. This is so cool, now I can hear…

Rachel: Oh, my God. Ross: Monica keeps changing the channel. Monica: Aw, that’s great. Why don’t you tell Mommy on me? Rachel: Now, I’m…

Joey: (Picks up the orange juice carton and discovers it’s empty) Alright, that’s it! He just comes in here, Mr. Johnny Neweggs, with…

Monica: Ross, I hated you when we were kids. Ross: You hated me when we were kids? Monica: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a…

Chandler: (About Baywatch) Well that’s the brilliance of it. The pretty people… and the running.

Phoebe: (About the woman who sang “Smelly Cat”) I mean this poor woman. Ross: What woman? Phoebe: The voice woman. Ya know, I mean, she…