Friends Quotes

Monica: Damn it, Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom! Ross: Calm down, I’m blow drying. Monica: Blow drying what? You have no hair.

Joey: Yeah. Uh, oh, the best part, come on. (Leads them to the bathroom) Huh? Rachel: Hey, nice toilet. Joey: No no no, behind it. Ross:…

Phoebe: (Looking at a water sculpture that looks like a window with rain running down it) Hey, excellent, excellent water-table thing….

Joey: (Showing off his new, horribly tacky apartment). Huh? So what do you think? Casa de Joey. Huh? (Proudly) I decorated it myself….

Monica: I can’t believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy? Ross: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him. Rachel: It’ll never last,…

Chandler: (About Baywatch) See, this is the brilliance of the show. I say always keep them running. All the time, running. Run. Run…

Phoebe: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered. Chandler: Now wait a…

Joey: Who’s eggs do you like better, his or mine? Huh? Chandler: Well I like both eggs equally. Joey: Oh come on! Nobody like two…

Phoebe: (About her edited music video) I… I’ve never heard myself sing before… except in my own head. This is so cool, now I can hear…

Rachel: (About tattoos) Why didn’t you get it? Phoebe: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Rachel: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all…