Friends Quotes

Ross: Mon, Mon, are you okay? Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad? Ross: Yeah. Monica: Well, I just caught the live…

Richard: Maybe we should just tell them. Monica: Maybe we should just tell your parents first. Richard: My parents are dead. Monica: God,…

Jack: Look, I know what you’re going through. When I turned 50 I got the Porsche. You… you got your own little speedster. Richard:…

Chandler: Richard’s going to the party too, huh? Monica: He’s my parents’ best friend. He has to be there. Joey: So, is today the day you…

Ross: (About arriving at her parents’ house with Richard) All right, shall we? Monica: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross,…

Joey: Man, this is weird. Ever realize Cap’n Crunch’s eyebrows are actually on his hat? Chandler: That’s what’s weird? Joey, the man’s…

Joey: (While packing) Hey, you guys are still going to come visit me, right? Ross: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We’ll be over there all…

Phoebe: I’m getting a tattoo. Ross: A tattoo? Why would you wanna do that? Rachel: Don’t you think that would be kinda cool? Ross: No,…

Rachel: (About tattoos) Why didn’t you get it? Phoebe: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Rachel: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all…

Chandler: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister! Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Which sister?