Friends Quotes

Joey: I’m 28 years old, I’ve never lived alone, and I’m finally at a place where I’ve got enough money that I don’t need a roommate…

Ross: You got a tattoo? Rachel: Yeah, but just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!

Monica: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. You know, and you even said yourself, you’ve never seen Richard happier. Jack: When did I…

Phoebe: Okay, hey! Is your boyfriend the boss of you? Rachel: No. Phoebe: Okay, who is the boss of you? Rachel: You?

Phoebe: I don’t believe this. Is this how this relationship’s going to work? Ross equals boss. I mean, come on what is this, 1922?…

Phoebe: Okay, Rach. Which, which lily? This lily or that lily? Rachel: Well, I… Phoebe: I like this lily. It’s more open, you know, and…

Judy: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride? Ross: Uh, actually Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.

Chandler: (About Joey finishing his cereal, licking his spoon, and putting it back in the silverware drawer) The spoon. You licked and,…

Phoebe: (About tattoos) Um, I’m getting a lily for my Mom. ‘Cause her name’s Lily. Chandler: Wow, that’s lucky. What if her name was Big…

Phoebe: Oh, look at you fancy lads. What’s the occasion? Joey: Well, you know that guy that’s on my show that’s in a coma? He’s having a…