Friends Quotes

Ross: (To Monica) I don’t know, I don’t think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say,…

Rachel: Ah, so what are we looking at? Ross: Well, uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa…

Ross: (On the phone) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Australopithicus isn’t supposed to be in that display! No. No. No, no, Homo-habilus was erect,…

Monica: (About her date) It’s Richard Burke. Ross: Who’s Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why,…

Ross: Well we just wanted to stop by and, uh, say goodnight. Chandler, Joey, & Phoebe: Goodnight. Ross: Look at that, they won’t even…

Phoebe: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. Joey: No, inside good, outside bad.

Richard: I’m going to look into your eyes now. Monica: Really? Richard: Yeah, that’s my job. All right, look up… look down, now open…

Ross: Hi. Chandler & Joey: Hey. Joey: What are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be out with Rachel? Ross: That was 14 hours ago.

Rachel: (Starting to laugh) I’m sorry. Oh God, I’m sorry, it’s just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like “Woah,…

Phoebe: (About Richard) Okay, so what, you’re just never gonna see him again? Monica: Not never. I mean, I’m gonna see him tomorrow at my…