Friends Quotes

Joey: (About Fun Bobby) Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn’t drinking? Monica: Well, we just happen to go to a lot of…

Monica: (About Fun Bobby) So he drank a lot tonight. Ross: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen…

Joey: When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.

Monica: (Trying to cheer up Joey about getting bad reviews) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will…

Rachel: Joey, would you slow down? They’re not gonna be sold out of papers at one o’clock in the morning. Joey: I’m excited! I’ve never…

Fun Bobby: I think you may have a drinking problem. Monica: (Holding a bag of liquor) What these, oh, these are, um, for cuts and scrapes.

Chandler: Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job? Rachel: I don’t know. Who would I have to sleep with? Chandler: Me….

Chandler: The way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. You know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and…

Joey: Well, I guess I could sleep with her. I mean, how could I do that? Chandler: Well, I’ve got a pop-up book that told me everything I…

Ross: (About Russ) And it takes him like, I don’t know, uh … hello, like a week … to get out a sentence. Chandler: It’s annoying,…