Friends Quotes

Ross: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I’m sorry I, I almost broke your hand. Monica: That’s ok. I’m sorry I…

Chandler: (On pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I’m doing research for a book, and I was…

Monica: Is your tongue swelling up? Ross: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.

Terry: Rachel, it’s not that your friend is bad, it’s … it’s that she’s so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye, into…

Joey: (About flipping the coin) All right … ducks are heads, because ducks … have heads. Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came…

Caroline: I think it’s great you guys are doing this. Chandler: Well, we are great guys. Caroline: You know, my brother and his boyfriend…

Ross: Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb? Monica: No….

Rachel: Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for “Smelly Cat.” Phoebe: Really? From who? Rachel:…

Joey: Oh, oh wait. That one’s definitely Ben. Remember, he had that cute little mole by his mouth. Chandler: Yeah? Joey: Yeah. Chandler:…

Becky: So what are you guys out doing today? Joey: Oh we’re not out. No, no. We’re just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son…