Friends Quotes

Ross: I hope Ben has a little sister. Monica: Yeah. I hope she can kick his ass.

Ross: (Calculating the bill) So five of us is … $33.50 a piece. Phoebe: No. No way. Sorry, not gonna happen. Chandler: Whoa, whoa. Prom…

Chandler: I will have the uh, Cajun catfish. Waiter: Anything else? Chandler: Yes, how about a verse of “Killing Me Softly”?

Chandler: Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like that with conventional methods. Ross: That doesn’t matter. She wanted to call Bob….

Rachel: So what is everybody doing for dinner? Joey: Well, I have to save up, so I guess I’ll be staying at home and eating dust bunnies.

Phoebe: We just have to really, really, really, not let stuff like money get — is that a hickey? Monica: No, I just, I fell down….

Monica: Guys, we bought the tickets. Phoebe: Oh, well, then you’ll have extra seats, you know, for all your tiaras and stuff. Chandler:…

Waiter: Are we ready to order? Rachel: Oh, you know what, we haven’t even looked yet. Waiter: Well, when you do, just let me know. I’ll…

Chandler: Okay, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday. Phoebe: Um, is, is there any chance that you’re…

Jade: (A voice on the answering machine) Hello, I’m looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don’t know if you’re still at this number, but I was…