Friends Quotes

Ross: I just never think of money as an issue. Rachel: That’s ’cause you have it. Ross: That’s a good point.

Phoebe: Wow, look at these prices. Rachel: Yeah, these are pretty ch-ching. Joey: What are these, like famous chickens?

Monica: I’m at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, saut saut saut. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his…

Ross: (While watching television) Man, I sure miss Julie. Chandler: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Okay, yes, I see…

Chandler: Ah, you see Tattoo, Ms. Jade’s fantasy is to rekindle the love she once had with Bob. Ross: You know what my fantasy is? That…

Ross: (Calculating the bill) So five of us is … $33.50 a piece. Phoebe: No. No way. Sorry, not gonna happen. Chandler: Whoa, whoa. Prom…

Chandler: I will have the uh, Cajun catfish. Waiter: Anything else? Chandler: Yes, how about a verse of “Killing Me Softly”?

Chandler: Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like that with conventional methods. Ross: That doesn’t matter. She wanted to call Bob….

Rachel: So what is everybody doing for dinner? Joey: Well, I have to save up, so I guess I’ll be staying at home and eating dust bunnies.

Chandler: (About the porno) Okay, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I’ve ever seen. Monica: All I say is, she better…