Friends Quotes

Chandler: (About the porno) Okay, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I’ve ever seen. Monica: All I say is, she better…

Monica: I can’t believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything. Phoebe:…

Julie: You know, in some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked…

Ross: (About Chandler’s third nipple) So what’s it shaped like? Phoebe: Yeah, is there a hair on it? Joey: What happens if you flick it?

Chandler: (About his third nipple) It’s just a tiny bump, it doesn’t even do anything! Rachel: Oh, as opposed to your other,…

Rachel: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex. Ross: No kidding? Rachel:…

Ross: Oh darn it… we’re all out of milk. (Holds the pitcher up to Chandler’s chest) Hey, Chandler, will you fill me up here? Chandler:…

Rachel: (Sarcastically) Oh, Julie’s so smart, Julie’s so special. Monica: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you…

Duncan: Hi. Rachel: Hi, can I help you? Duncan: Yeah, I’m looking for Phoebe. Does she still live here? Rachel: Uh, no she doesn’t but I…

Rachel: (On the phone) Mom, would you relax? That was ten blocks from here and the woman was walking alone at night. I would never do…