Friends Quotes

Rachel: (Sarcastically) Oh, Julie’s so smart, Julie’s so special. Monica: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you…

Duncan: Hi. Rachel: Hi, can I help you? Duncan: Yeah, I’m looking for Phoebe. Does she still live here? Rachel: Uh, no she doesn’t but I…

Rachel: (On the phone) Mom, would you relax? That was ten blocks from here and the woman was walking alone at night. I would never do…

Ross: (To a stranger, while dancing happily) Good morning. Woman: (To her friend) Well, somebody got some last night. Ross: Twice

Phoebe: I don’t understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you’re so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties….

Joey: (Watching his porno) Shh, okay, here I come, here I come. See I’m coming to fix the copier, I can’t get to the copier, I’m thinking…

Ross: Oh, what’s the longest you’ve been in the relationship before having the sex? Rachel: Why? Who’s not having… Are you and Julie…

Monica: (Discussing the seashell lamp) Did you know I’m allergic to shellfish? Rachel: Well, then you’ll just have to eat the other lamps.

Alison: Oh, my major was totally useless. I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see “Philosopher wanted?” Chandler: Sure….

Monica: Look at all this crap! Chandler: Actually I believe this place sullies the good name of crap.