Friends Quotes

Chandler: And now I have to get a snake. Phoebe: Ah huh…why is that? Chandler: If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a…

Monica: (To Chandler): You are not a freak. You’re a guy.

Monica: (Discussing the seashell lamp) Did you know I’m allergic to shellfish? Rachel: Well, then you’ll just have to eat the other lamps.

Alison: Oh, my major was totally useless. I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see “Philosopher wanted?” Chandler: Sure….

Monica: Look at all this crap! Chandler: Actually I believe this place sullies the good name of crap.

Phoebe: Chandler, you called Janice! That’s how much you wanted to be with someone!

Chandler: Goodbye, Mr. Heckles. We’ll try to keep it down.

Rachel: You think of it as your apartment, and I’m just somebody who rents a room. Monica: Mmmm. Rachel: Okay, while you “mmm” on it for…

Ross: You don’t believe in gravity? Phoebe: Well, it’s not so much that, you know, like, I don’t believe in it, you know, it’s just … I…

Mr. Boyle: All right, kids. Here’s the deal. According to my client’s will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to “the noisy…