Friends Quotes

Rachel: (About Mr. Heckles passing away) How did this happen? Mr. Treeger: He must’ve been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand….

Phoebe: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason. Chandler: Maureen Rosilla. Ross: Not hating Yanni is not a real…

Joey: When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest…

Chandler: Our trains are on the same track, okay? Yeah, sure, I’m coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same! Bitter…

Ross: Pheebs, you see how I’m making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?…

Ross: (To Phoebe) One plus one equals two. I can’t just stand by and let you think that one plus one might equal three or four or yellow!

Phoebe: Uh-oh. It’s Scary Scientist Man. Ross: What? Okay, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase, I carry actual scientific facts. A…

Rachel: (To Monica) What you got there? Something else that’s not yours that you can break?

Chandler: I reject anyone who’s crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren’t any great…

Chandler: Come on, you’re going to Bloomingdales with Julie. That’s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. Monica: But I’m–…