Friends Quotes

Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who’d you have lunch with? Monica: Judy. Rachel: Who? Monica: Julie. Rachel: (Shocked) What? Monica:…

Monica: (Answering the phone) Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju– Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Okay. Um, sure, that’d be great. See ya then. Bye. Rachel: Did…

Monica: (Trying to hide her day with Julie from Rachel) Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. Phoebe: What?…

Joey: Well, they switched me over to Hombre. Chandler: Well, maybe it’s because of the way you’re dressed. Joey: Or maybe it’s because…

Rachel: What did you buy? Phoebe: Um, we went shopping for um…. for um… for fur. Rachel: You went shopping for fur? Phoebe: Yeah. And…

Julie: You’re losing your apron. Here let me get it. (She fixes Rachel’s apron) There you go. Rachel: Thank you. (After Julie leaves)…

Monica: I don’t know what else to say. Rachel: Oh, well that works out good cause I’m not listening. Monica: I feel terrible. I really…

Phoebe: (About the breast milk) You won’t even taste it? Ross: No. Phoebe: Not even if you just pretend that it’s milk. Ross: Not even if…

Chandler: Carol, I was just wondering if… Joey could ask you questions about breastfeeding? Carol: Sure. Joey: Uh, does it hurt? Carol:…

Chandler: Come on, you’re going to Bloomingdales with Julie. That’s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. Monica: But I’m–…