Friends Quotes

Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother’s girlfriend. And then, one thing led to…

Joey: Hey, how ya doin’? Todd: Morning. Joey: Listen, I know you’re new, but it’s kinda understood that everything from Young Men’s to…

Ross: It’s breast milk. Phoebe: So? Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person!

Joey: (About the new guy at work) These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all… stop lasting.

Joey: (About breast milk) Yeah, it’s kinda sweet, sort of like, uh… Susan: Cantaloupe juice. Joey: Exactly. Ross: You’ve tasted it?…

Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who’d you have lunch with? Monica: Judy. Rachel: Who? Monica: Julie. Rachel: (Shocked) What? Monica:…

Monica: (Answering the phone) Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju– Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Okay. Um, sure, that’d be great. See ya then. Bye. Rachel: Did…

Monica: (Trying to hide her day with Julie from Rachel) Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. Phoebe: What?…

Joey: Well, they switched me over to Hombre. Chandler: Well, maybe it’s because of the way you’re dressed. Joey: Or maybe it’s because…

Chandler: He said, he said… that they’re having a great time. I’m sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made…