Friends Quotes

Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn’t that great? I mean, isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? Monica: (To Julie)…

Rachel: Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec? Joey: No no no no no, I’m not falling for that again….

Ross: (About Monica’s new haircut) How’s the hair? Phoebe: I’m not gonna lie to you Ross, it doesn’t look good. I put a clip on one side…

Rachel: Okay, okay, okay. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just…

Joey: Hey Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He’ll know what it means. Chandler: Are you sure he’s gonna…

Monica: Pheebs, you know what I’m thinking? Phoebe: Oh, okay. How it’s been so long since you’ve had sex, you’re wondering if they’ve…

Ross: We have to get some sleep. It’s really six o’clock tomorrow night our time. Chandler: Okay, but don’t tell me what happens cause I…

Chandler: He said, he said… that they’re having a great time. I’m sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made…

Ross: (About Paolo) Okay, um well then I think, uh, I think the guy’s scum. I mean it, I mean, I actually, I …I physically hate him.

Ross: (At Central Perk) Hey, Rachel, can I get some coffee? Rachel: Yeah, sure. Ross: Thank you. Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get– Rachel:…