Friends Quotes

Phoebe: (To Paolo) Okay, you’re gonna have to not touch my ass.

Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut. Chandler: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay. Phoebe: ‘Cause, you know, if you don’t look…

Rachel: (Panting) Ross… not alone. Julie… arm around her… Cramp… Cramp! Chandler: Okay, I think she’s trying to tell us…

Joey: I swear to God, Dad. That’s not how they measure pants!

Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs? Chandler: Well, at least as long as I have the pants.

Joey: How are you doing? Rachel: I’m okay. Joey: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It’s one…

Ross: There was always this little voice saying “It’s never gonna happen.” You know whose voice that was? Chandler: God’s? Ross: It was…

Monica: (About sleeping with Paolo) Rachel, how did this happen? Rachel: I don’t know, I just kind of ran into him last night. Phoebe:…

Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn’t that great? I mean, isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? Monica: (To Julie)…

Rachel: Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec? Joey: No no no no no, I’m not falling for that again….