Friends Quotes

Rachel: Excuse me, who gave her our phone number? Phoebe: Okay, well who had the motive? Was it the actor? The chef? The masseuse? Or……

Julie: (Meeting the gang) Hi, but I’m not here; you haven’t met me. I’ll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don’t have…

Joey: I’ve been with my share of women… In fact, I’ve been with a lot of people’s share of women.

Monica: I’m telling you, she went to the airport, and she’s gonna go for it with Ross. Phoebe: Oh, my God. This is huge. This is bigger…

Chandler: Hey, anybody know a good tailor? Joey: Needs some clothes altered? Chandler: No, no, I’m just looking for a man to draw on me…

Rachel: (Giving the flowers to Julie) These are for you. Welcome to our country. Julie: Thank you. I’m from New York.

Chandler: Joey’s tailor… took advantage of me. Ross: What? Joey: No way, I’ve been going to the guy for twelve years. Chandler: Oh come…

Monica: (About Ross’s gift) I can’t believe he did this. Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with…

Joey: (About participating in a fertility study) Alright, come on you guys, it’s not that big a deal. Really… I mean, I just go down…

Melanie: (Talking about Joey) There is a little child inside this man. Chandler: Yes, the doctor said if they remove it, he’ll die.