Friends Quotes

Monica: (About Ross’s gift) I can’t believe he did this. Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with…

Joey: (About participating in a fertility study) Alright, come on you guys, it’s not that big a deal. Really… I mean, I just go down…

Melanie: (Talking about Joey) There is a little child inside this man. Chandler: Yes, the doctor said if they remove it, he’ll die.

Ross: I’m going to China. Joey: The country? Ross: No, the big pile of dishes in my mom’s breakroom.

Joey: It’s like I’m able to appreciate it on another level! Chandler: I didn’t know you had another level.

Joey: (To Ross) We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but… I love you, man. Chandler: I’m still on my…

Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left Monica: Oh, no, she’s out having drinks with Carl…

Joey: Man, oh, man. It was like a ticker-tape parade. Chandler: I know. As it happens, my room is extremely close to the parade route.

Chandler: Men are here! Joey: We make fire! Cook meat! Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back!

Monica: (To Rachel) Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?