Friends Quotes

Chandler: Men are here! Joey: We make fire! Cook meat! Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back!

Monica: (To Rachel) Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?

Monica: (About Ross’s feelings for Rachel) Did you have any idea? Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned…

Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present? Rachel: Yeah. Monica: Oh, from who? Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.

Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you’re great in bed? Chandler: The fact that you’d even ask that question shows…

Chandler: (About Ross) He’s in China! Joey: The country. Monica: No, no, wait. (Checking Ross’s itinerary) His flight doesn’t leave for…

Phoebe: (About Rachel finding out that Ross loves her) This is really, really huge. Chandler: No it’s not. It’s small. It’s tiny. It’s…

Joey: Well, I’m helping out down at the NYU Med School with some… research. Ross: What kind of research? Joey: Oh, just, ya know……

Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I’ll pay you back. Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, Okay… including the waffles last…

Ross: (Looking at baby pictures) And here’s little Ben nodding off… Monica: Aw, look at Aunt Monica’s little boy! Phoebe: Oh, look,…