Friends Quotes

Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Susan: Yeah? Well, there are a lot of things Carol never did before…

Monica: I want a baby. Chandler: Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow. Monica: Get up. Come on. Let’s get some coffee….

Phoebe: (Singing) They’re tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch. But soon they’ll grow up and resent you so much. Now they’re yelling at…

Phoebe: (Singing) And they found their bodies the very next day. They found their bodies the very next day. Ross & Susan: (Banging on the…

Monica: I will always have gum.

Phoebe: (About Ross and Susan arguing) There are babies coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are…

Monica: (Seeing a woman with newborn twins) No fair! I don’t even have one! How come they get two? Chandler: You’ll get one. Monica: Oh…

Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? Joey: I’m gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars! Chandler: Yes,…

Monica: Is there something fundamentally unmarryable about me? Chandler: (Scrambling) Uh… Monica: Well? Chandler: (Pulling an imaginary…

Carol: What does he look like? Ross: (Studying him) Kind of like my Uncle Ed covered in Jello.