Friends Quotes

Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? Joey: I’m gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars! Chandler: Yes,…

Monica: Is there something fundamentally unmarryable about me? Chandler: (Scrambling) Uh… Monica: Well? Chandler: (Pulling an imaginary…

Carol: What does he look like? Ross: (Studying him) Kind of like my Uncle Ed covered in Jello.

Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you! Susan: (Beaming) Thanks. Rachel: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these!…

Carol: (About her contractions) I love them! Each one’s like a little party in my uterus!

Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it’s hard, when you… do what I do. It’s like uh…Well, for…

Rachel: I thought a gynecologist would have no trouble dating women.

Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day? Phoebe: Oh, excellent. Everyone was so, so nice. Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears…

Ross: Are your hands still wet? Joey: They’re moist. Rachel: Let’s dry them again.

Rachel: Hey, did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom? Ross: I thought that was just a rumor. Rachel: True story!