Friends Quotes

Monica: Oh, I can’t pass for twenty two? Phoebe: Well, maybe twenty five, twenty six. Monica: I am twenty six! Phoebe: There you go.

Phoebe: Can you see me operating a drill press? Joey: I don’t know. What are you wearing?

Ross: Monica, let’s go! Come on people! Woman in labor! Chandler: (Doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I got going. Ross: Save it…

Ross: (About his new beeper) No, it’s for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial…

Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs reduced. Its a whole big boob story….

Chandler: Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won’t look at me.

Ethan: Uh, before we get into any staying-over stuff, there is something you should know. Monica: Okay, is this like, “I have an early…

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for? Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? “Help! Come quick, they’re…

Ross: I can’t believe you two had sex in her dream! Chandler: I-I’m sorry… it was a one time thing, I was very drunk and it was someone…

Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream. Rachel: No, forget it. Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything…