Friends Quotes

Casting Director: Name? Joey: Holden McGroin.

Joey: How can you get a monkey into a zoo? Chandler: I know that one! No, wait. That’s Popes into a Volkswagen.

Monica: Um, I’m not actually Amish. Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?

Chandler: Take off their hats! Phoebe: Popes into a Volkswagen! (Chandler nods) Oh, I love that joke!

Joey: Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be? Phoebe: Flame Boy.

Monica: I don’t know what I’m going to do without you! Who’s going to crash with me the embassy parties? Who is going take me to the Big…

Ross: Well, we’re applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, ya know, like, uh, San…

Monica: This is so unfair. She’s got everything I want, and she doesn’t have my mother.

Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated? (Rachel taps into view. She is in perfect sync with…

Ross: She says Marcel’s humping thing’s not a phase. Apparently, he’s reached sexual maturity. Joey: (To Chandler) Hey! He beat ya!