Friends Quotes

Monica: What do you think? Phoebe: Lots of things.

Phoebe: (To Marcel) Goodbye little monkey guy. I wrote you this poem, okay, but don’t eat it until you get on the plane. Ross: Aw. Thank…

Monica: She’s living my life, and she’s doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She,…

Ross: I just got back from the vet. Chandler: She’s not going to make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?

Phoebe: Oh, yuck! Ross, he’s doing it again! Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping!

Teacher: You can come up to the front and dance with me. Monica: Why don’t I just take off my clothes, and have a nightmare?

Chandler: (Reading the credit card bill) Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. Monica: That’s me. Chandler: You see, when…

Monica: You have got to do something about the humping! Ross: What? It’s just a phase. Chandler: Well, that’s what we said about Joey.

Ross: Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She’s a stealer. Monica: You know what? After you’re with this woman for like…

Chandler: Joe… Joe… Joe… Stalin? Joey: Stalin! Stalin. Do I know that name? It sounds familiar. Chandler: Well, it does not ring a…