Friends Quotes

Monica: I don’t know what I’m going to do without you! Who’s going to crash with me the embassy parties? Who is going take me to the Big…

Ross: Well, we’re applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, ya know, like, uh, San…

Monica: This is so unfair. She’s got everything I want, and she doesn’t have my mother.

Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated? (Rachel taps into view. She is in perfect sync with…

Ross: She says Marcel’s humping thing’s not a phase. Apparently, he’s reached sexual maturity. Joey: (To Chandler) Hey! He beat ya!

Monica: What do you think? Phoebe: Lots of things.

Phoebe: (To Marcel) Goodbye little monkey guy. I wrote you this poem, okay, but don’t eat it until you get on the plane. Ross: Aw. Thank…

Monica: She’s living my life, and she’s doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She,…

Ross: I just got back from the vet. Chandler: She’s not going to make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?

Phoebe: Oh, yuck! Ross, he’s doing it again! Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping!