Friends Quotes

Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said you only had to pay for the stuff that you bought. Monica: Still, it’s…

Monica: Okay, do you see anybody you think could be me? Teacher: People! Last time there were some empty yogurt containers lying around…

Chandler: (About Marcel) How can he be an adult already? Ross: I know. One day he’s this little thing. Then he’s this little thing that I…

Ross: (Doing a crossword puzzle) Heating device. Phoebe: Radiator. Ross: Five letters. Phoebe: Rditr.

Monica: I can’t believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.

Mindy: (To Rachel) You’re like my best friend in the world, except for maybe Lori Schafer, who I don’t talk to anymore because she’s all…

Phoebe: Why didn’t you leave a message? Chandler: Because last time I left a spontaneous message, I ended up using the phrase “yes…

Chandler: I got her machine. Joey: Her answering machine? Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf-blower picked up…

Ross: (Doing a crossword puzzle) Four-letter word, circle or hoop. Chandler: (To the phone) Ring, damn it, ring! Ross: Thank you.

Rachel: (To Monica, quietly) We ended up having sex in his chair. Monica: (Loudly) You had sex in his chair?!… I said that a little too…